Hell

HELL:

1. A Papal bull.
2. An extinct volcano.
3. The Pantheon of the brave.
4. An ancient conflagration that was checked when Voltaire invented the asbestos intellect.
5. A theological corn, wart or tumor.
6. The sense of separateness.
7. Three telephone systems in a town.
8. An invitation to go sightseeing. E. g., "If I'd only had a parachute at the time I would have gone to hell gracefully and taken a record for descent."--From Lucifer's Confessions of a Ticket-o'-Leave Man.