- A Papal bull.
- An extinct volcano.
- The Pantheon of the brave.
- An ancient conflagration that was checked when Voltaire invented the asbestos intellect.
- A theological corn, wart or tumor.
- The sense of separateness.
- Three telephone systems in a town.
- An invitation to go sightseeing. E. g., "If I'd only had a parachute at the time I would have gone to hell gracefully and taken a record for descent."--From Lucifer's Confessions of a Ticket-o'-Leave Man.