- A place where any lady may have a baby without fearing society.
- An institution where even crooks go wrong.
- The House of a Thousand Tears.
- The last resort of the obscure to achieve fame.
- A banker's mess-hall.
- A place where men go to take the vow of chastity, poverty and obedience.
- An example of a Socialist's Paradise, where equality prevails, everything is supplied, and competition is eliminated.