University

UNIVERSITY:

1. An institution for the prevention of learning.
2. A place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
3. A plan for the elimination of physical culture and the exaltation of athletics.
4. A literary, gonococci culture-bed.
5. A collection of buildings which emit the odor of the classics and omit the odor of sanctity.
6. A place wherein the youthful mind is taught the danger of thinking.