- How the rest of the world does hate the people who have a good time.
- A Miss is as good as a mile of Misses--if you love the girl.
- The horseshoe is always lucky--when the horse wins.
- A hard worker will never be arrested for killing time.
- One half the world doesn't know why the other half doesn't get off the earth.
- Be good and you'll be happy, but you won't get your name in the papers so often.