Happiness

HAPPINESS:

1. Something that might have happened yesterday, but which will never happen tomorrow.
2. A postprandial state of mind, which is most often a presage of acute gastritis.
3. A loving-cup, the bottom of which is like a sieve.
4. A mental state compounded of wine, women and tobacco.
5. The exploitation and final triumph of an instinct in the individual that society has branded as wicked or dangerous.
6. Forgetting self in useful effort.
7. A habit--cultivate it.