Mayor

MAYOR:

1. Particeps criminis.
2. The head and front of our offending.
3. Polonius Pecksniff, who plays Bottom for a stipend.
4. A chaste, honorable, virtuous person whose private life is made inviolable by the libel laws.
5. A prickly sensation in the back of Folly and Revelry.
6. The culmination, zenith, equator and pediment of self-sufficient mediocrity.
7. A crow's-nest from which one may see the perpetually receding horizons of the Governorship and the Presidency.
8. A chef of morality.
9. Any person afflicted with primary, secondary or tertiary holiness.
10. A palm-reader.
11. A nebulous cluster of thought-embryons resolved into a gaseous state.
12. The nosebag of public decency.
13. The alter ego of organized cant.
14. The critic of impure reason.
15. Lobster emeritus.
16. A person who takes an oath to love, honor and obey Tartuffe.