Preacher

PREACHER:

1. Mendicancy in a celluloid collar.
2. A man who advises others concerning things about which he knows nothing.
3. Any man who lives on six hundred dollars a year and only works orally.
4. (Now obsolete) One who makes pastoral calls, frightens the young, astonishes the old, bothers the busy, and serves disappointed females as vicarious lover, father, friend, and personal representative of Deity.