Eat

EAT:

1. To prolong pain; to satisfy the anticipatory pleasure of hunger; to deliberately plan the contamination of the drinking-water of a people.
2. The demagogic demands of the belly.
3. A sinful or extravagant act among the destitute.
4. A sacred rite among the rich.
5. An artificial aid to conversation and the repetition of threadbare stories, generally off-color.