Mystic

MYSTIC:

1. One who guzzles his God.
2. A person who is puzzled before the obvious, but who understands the non-existent.
3. To stand over the vasty deep to summon monsters and slip in.
4. Sap that has lost its way.
5. A gymnast who turns flip-flops between the Here and the Not-Here. (Plato was the first mystic. It was he who announced the discovery of the Non-Existent. Hegel was the last mystic, for it was he who proved the Non-Existent was and was not, might have been and never could be, has was, is now, and never shall be.)