The eighth letter of the alphabet, which is all broken up because Englishmen have dropped it so often. (Get ap!)
- He laughs best who laughs with a full stomach.
- How many people in this world are being coaxed when it's a club they need!
- Here are two things any man can find in the dark--a carpet tack and a limburger sandwich.
"Handsome is as handsome does them"--the motto of the bunco steerer.